Tarzan, Mosquitos and More

A friend sent me several (hundred) email with funny jokes, pictures and video clips, so I thought I’d share the funniest with you..:

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary: it comes once a month, lasts for about 5 days and if it doesn’t come then it means you are in big trouble.
(I found this one in particular the funniest…)

Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his father or mother, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: What’s the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: A girlfriend & boyfriend go to watch a film. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!?!?!
A: The boyfriend’s hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him: "Your tail is in front".

I hope that provided you with some laughs. More jokes will be posted when I have time.