Funny Poems (Part 2)

Another collection of funny poems from the several hundred email (all containing jokes, funny video clips and humourous images) my Malaysian friend forwarded on to me… enjoy!

I wrote your name in sand and it got washed away
I wrote your name in air and it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I had a Heart Attack!

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU!

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When your life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free you from the darkness
And if after you have prayed
You’re still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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