Funny Poems (Part 1)

Here are a few funny poems my friend sent me. Great for reading to your girl-/boy-friend, perhaps?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in a zoo
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you

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Twinkle, Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

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More jokes are to come soon, including a few more funny poems.