Archive for 'Humour'

I finally got around to going through the latest jokes and funny videos my friend sent me. I thought this one was rather good, so I decided to share it. Well, it had me laughing anyway… here goes:

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

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Another funny joke from my Malaysian friend. I hope you all enjoy it.

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.



As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”


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A friend sent me this very funny Chinese joke … well, at least I found it amusing anyway. Anyway, here it is (grammar mistakes were retained for authenticity):

If you have "Ang Mo" (Westerner) attending your wedding, please tell them what is "Kan Pei", hahaa…..

Once there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupied only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists.

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Another collection of funny poems from the several hundred email (all containing jokes, funny video clips and humourous images) my Malaysian friend forwarded on to me… enjoy!

I wrote your name in sand and it got washed away
I wrote your name in air and it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I had a Heart Attack!

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Here are a few funny poems my friend sent me. Great for reading to your girl-/boy-friend, perhaps?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in a zoo
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you

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