Funny Poems (Part 1)

Here are a few funny poems my friend sent me. Great for reading to your girl-/boy-friend, perhaps?

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in a zoo

Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in a cage but laughing at you

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Twinkle, Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn’t it rain on you?

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More jokes are to come soon, including a few more funny poems.

Related posts:

1. Funny Poems (Part 2)
2. Joke: Nuns At The Hospital
3. Funny Pharmacist Joke
4. A Funny Essay On Oedipus
5. Birth Coincidences